I had two crazy events happen at my house the last few days… of course they revolved around the children and the family pet.
Both were those situations where if you have 45 minutes to get somewhere and you think, “Hey, I’ll be early,” it doesn’t happen. Something - anything - will occupies that 45 minutes.
One morning last week the kids were arguing over a toy. I finally said, “Time to go” and headed to the car. I ran back into the house to grab the lunches we left on the counter. That’s when I heard SCREAMING from outside. I ran out to hear my son yell, “SHE HAS A BOOGER!” Sure enough, my daughter had sneezed and had snot all down her face and on her shirt.
I said, “Next time, just give her a Kleenex!”
After I dropped my son off at school, my daughter and I walked out to the car. She has a gag reflex - a bad one. She got a whiff of the local farm - and started gagging. She held her nose and ran to the car. She said, “OPEN THE DOOR!” I got it opened, but not in time. She got to her seat, still gagging, and threw up all over herself and me. O well, she needed to change her shirt anyway.
We ran home. I threw her in the bath and our clothes in the laundry. UGH.
She got to school 15 minutes late. I got to work half an hour late.
The fiasco continued yesterday. We got home from church and started putting clothes away. My daughter ran from her room yelling, “Jazzie threw up.” Ends up my dog had an accident in my daughter’s room.
I started cleaning up the mess. I heard from “Mommy it still smells.”
Yup, she’d stepped in it. And she was sitting on my bed. YUCK!
I grabbed the bedding, threw it downstairs and finished cleaning her room. In my haste, I tossed the gross paper towels in the toilet - and clogged it up.
Once a childless co-worker said, “Sounds like children are gross.”
Well, I’m not going to argue that after this weekend. There’s never a dull moment with kids.
Keeping it clean: Chasing after dog and kidsFebruary 8th, 2010, 11:51 am by Michelle Reese‘Operation sleep’ appears to be (somewhat) workingFebruary 5th, 2010, 2:41 pm by Michelle ReeseAbout a month ago I wrote about how we’ve had some sleeping issues in our home - as in children NOT sleeping! After weekend away with my mom (who was exposed to my daughter’s nighttime rantings), it was time to take action. We don’t know why she does this, but for several months my 5-year-old has cried out in her sleep. Sometimes it’s loud enough that I hear her down the hall. It may simply be, “I want my toy back,” or “Are we there yet?” But other times she just yells, “Mommy!” On Sunday, we started “Operation sleep.” Here’s what I did: I first purchased a CD of ocean sounds. There’s not music. It’s just the crashing and rolling of waves on a beach. Each night this week I’ve put that on prior to starting our ritual of reading books. Then, I started putting “magic lotion” on my kids’ feet at night. In reality, it’s Vicks Vapor Rub. It’s served two purposes this week. First, we’ve all been a bit congested. But second, I tell my kids it will help them sleep. The last thing I do is leave a water bottle in the bedroom for both of them. I’ve also back and forth with the night light. No conclusions there. The results haven’t been too bad. While my daughter has woken up at night, she’s not screaming anymore. I hear pitter patter little feet scampering down the hall to my room and she quietly crawls in bed next to me and falls quickly back to sleep. I’m hoping that, too, shall pass. But right now, it’s a much welcome improvement from the yelling. Half day or full day: The great kindergarten debateJanuary 24th, 2010, 3:36 pm by Michelle ReeseEarlier this month, I wrote a story about Gov. Jan Brewer’s new budget proposal that includes eliminating state support of full-day kindergarten. Under legislation passed last year, school districts could still provide full-day kindergarten, either by charging tuition or by funding it locally through the money they do receive. A little history lesson: Full-day kindergarten funded by state funds has been in play in Arizona just a few years. I believe my son, now 7, was in the first class to receive that benefit. Since my story has run, and in discussions with parents in the past, I know there are several parents out there who are NOT in favor of full-day kindergarten. There is at least one charter school group that only offers half-day kindergarten. In fact, its operator said it saw an INCREASE in enrollment when school districts started offering full-day options. School districts now are required to offer half-day options if parents want it. The vast majority of parents, based on numbers reviewed by the Tribune, choose the full-day option. Proponents of full-day kindergarten said they’ve seen a jump in the educational ability of first- through third-graders since Arizona took this on. Opponents believe children should have the chance to be children and to keep play a major part of the day. When my son entered kindergarten, if memory serves right, I was working full time. I know as I searched for a school for him, I sought out programs that had a full-time option. It was partly because I worked full-time, but also because I thought he was ready for it. He had spent two years in a half-day preschool program. Now, it’s my daughter’s turn. She is currently in a full-day prekindergarten program. She was an early talker. It wasn’t just one or two words that came out when she started to speak, it was full sentences. We felt she would benefit from a full-day program. So with the state considering eliminating full-day kindergarten funding, and the other restraints on school districts, I realize there is the possibility our school district could choose to charge tuition for the other half of the day. I feel parents can make the decision on what’s best for their child. Even in schools that don’t have a “true” half-day option today, parents are able – and they do – to pick up their children before or after lunch. For our little girl, who is already in a full-day program, I don’t think she would benefit from going to a half-day program. And given the fact that I work full-time - should a change happen in our district, I imagine I’ll be one of the ones who opt for the full-time tuition plan. Diaper drive needs helpJanuary 21st, 2010, 11:04 am by Michelle Reese
Music soothes dinner time bluesJanuary 20th, 2010, 5:15 pm by Michelle ReeseLast week I discovered something I should have been doing for years: turning on the radio when preparing dinner. Sleep, please come this wayJanuary 19th, 2010, 4:43 pm by Michelle ReeseI know at some point in the last year my daughter slept soundly in her own bed. And if she did wake up, she could crawl into my bed without me hardly noticing. Is it time for another season of sports?January 14th, 2010, 10:21 am by Michelle ReeseThe spring sports registration reminder arrived in my e-mail yesterday. Juggling the work scheduleJanuary 12th, 2010, 1:31 pm by Michelle ReeseA friend sent me a post from one mom who wrote about six ways working parents can get more time with their kids. I’ve done a few of these - actually, more than a few. When I had to be in the office one Saturday when a project launched, I brought the kids along. Computer savvy, they had access to Disney and Lego Web sites while I looked over stories and talked to co-workers. ‘Mom, where’s the snow?’January 12th, 2010, 11:35 am by Michelle Reese
It was the first of many such “snow” conversations in our house this weekend. I don’t know what got into the three other members of the family, but as I enjoyed the sunshine, they had their minds on a white winter. First came that comment from my 7-year-old. I went on to explain that while it’s snowing pretty much everywhere else in the country, we won’t be seeing snow here in the Valley. “When are we going to the cabin? Is there snow?” he asked. I knew that was coming. We do have plans to visit my folks’ cabin up north, but even then, I’m not sure it is far enough north for snow. My daughter spoke up a few hours later. “Mom, I want to go sledding.” WHAT? Where did that come from? It’s been AT LEAST two years since we’ve gone sledding and she was so young, I’m surprised she remembers it. Finally, some commercial - or weather report - must have prompted the last comment from my husband. “Wouldn’t it be great to live somewhere where we can go out our door and ski.” AHAHAH! Actually, I did live in a ski town for a VERY SHORT period. It was a mild winter. It was fun to ski every few days, but really, when you’re working and helping take care of family (my brothers are quite a few years younger than I am), it’s not as often as you think. And when there’s a blizzard, well, you’re luck to leave the house. Snow is fun. I love to ski. I love to VISIT it. And obviously, I need to get my family up to the mountains this year. Bugs, slugs and other creepy thingsJanuary 7th, 2010, 10:52 am by Michelle ReeseMy daughter came home from school yesterday and explained to me that bugs are “bad.” “They’re gross, creepy and ants are the worst.” I just laughed out loud. I’ve TRIED not to create a girly-girl, freaked out by creatures. But I’m also amazed still with her language ability. I swear, she sounds more like someone turning 12 than 5! I told her how some bugs eat other bugs and that’s a good thing. And bugs - like bees - help make flowers. “But scorpions are bad,” she said. Well, I won’t disagree with that. When we see a bug at home, I point out how cool looking it is before we shoo it outside (I wouldn’t do that if it was a poisonious one, I’m sure). But I guess girls will be girls, no matter the lessons in climbing trees and mud pies. |


I got this message through e-mail and thought I would pass it along: The 11th Annual Baby Diaper Drive is underway with a goal to collect 100,000 diapers and raise $50,000 for emergency funds. The Baby Diaper Drive is collecting diapers and wipes to help Homeward Bound families who are working hard to get back on their feet. So far, 39,220 diapers and $36,742 for emergency funds have been collected. The Baby Diaper Drive will run through January 30, 2010, collecting diapers and funds to help keep babies and toddlers dry, healthy and smiling!
As my kids and I drove along the I-10 this weekend, my son saw the mountains and asked, “Mom, where’s the snow?”