The definition of “stand-up comedy”.
Jack came home from school today with an Accident Report. These reports generally contain things like:
“Incident: Scraped his knee on the playground.
Action taken: Cleaned and applied a band-aid.”
Jack’s report however went something like this:
“Incident: Jack was using the potty in Room A when he went to stand up. Apparently he then put his foot down right on his underwear. Grabbing his shorts, but not his underpants, he proceeded to yank his shorts high - while leaving his underwear still underneath his foot. At this point he must have remembered he needed to flush. He probably tried to take a step around toward the toilet when his underwear wrapped around his leg, causing him to fall and hit his head on the toilet. He was found on the floor next to the potty with his underwear around his ankles, his shorts around his waist, and a knot on his head.
Action taken: Applied ice and did our best not to let him see us laugh.”
